If you're new here, you may want to get my discreet newsletter to learn how to make your lover sexually obsessed with you and only you. Click here to get it. It's free. It's discreet. Just what does a vagina feel like? This is one of those questions that is difficult to answer to completion, and you might still be left wondering after you read this post.

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A perfect vagina would be one whose kegel muscles are so strong they could strangle a horse. Almost no hint of a labia, and a clit the size of a BB pellet. OK, imagine a closed eyelid without eyelashes turned sideways. No giant elephant-ear labia and thumb-sized clits for me, please! I like it slippery without being slimy, if that makes any sense. I mean, not all vaginas are created equal—I know that from hard, traumatic personal experience.
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Sexual Health. Besides apple pie of course. Looking for a realistic substitute. Share Facebook. What can you put your penis in that feels like a vagina? Add Opinion. I'm not a guy but I've pondered this question. When I was younger I used to think about how frustrating it would be to always rely on someone else, then later when I just did not feel like having sex but did not want my boyfriend to necessarily sleep with someone else.